So this zombie slayer Alice in Wonderland shirt is pretty amazing
I am actually starting to save money for reals for a tattoo and shit is pretty exciting
Anonymous asked: You have a girlfriend but you're so fat you could never get a cute guy
Umm… Let’s just focus on right now because I am at one of the heaviest weights I’ve ever been. And...
Anonymous asked: Every time I meet some from Australia I ask them where they're from hoping they'll say Newcastle so I can drop terms I've learned from following your tumblr like the Cambo or Swansea so I can impress them with my knowledge. Hasn't happened yet though they always say Sydney or melborne
omg do not name drop swansea though nobody will be impressed by that
name drop fannys and ‘the...
burning-in-berlin:
I’m freezing :( I need my girlfriend && her unusually high body...